Well, here we are, in the distant lands of North Queensland, this is one area where we will be sure to find the common Homosapian. But is in this small, isolated town where we will find a wide range of types of the Homosapian. We see here a group of young females that the members of thier comunity have labbeled 'The sluts'. It seems that this particular group tend to mate with as many other Homosapians as possible, not for the purpose of reproduction, merly for the purpose of their own pleasure. This group isnt quite well recieved by the other groups. They also sometimes have a tendancy to present themselves in a rather promiscuous way, this can involve, short skirts, tight and revealing tops and mabey even high heels that make them stand taller than a giraffe. Perhaps they like to be taller than the other members of thier comunity to show off their supposed superiourity? They do this to attract other members, preferably of their own type. They greet eachother by casualy strutting towards one another and make strange highpitched sounds, the sound have been loosley translated into normal english by one of our specialists, a conversation between these strange animals may go a little something like this...
"Omg, hey bitch, what's up?" (Oh my goodness, hello my good friend, how are you and what have you been doing?)
"Hey bitch, not much aye, omg, guess what!" (Hello friend, I am ok, I have not been doing much, oh my goodness, I have interesting news to tell you!)
"Omg what?!" (Oh my goodness, what is your news?)
"I totally did it with Jeff last night!" (I had sexual intercourse with Jeffery last night.)
|Figure 1: The group labeled 'Sluts'|
"Oh, shit, it was awesome! He's so big!" (Oh, friend, it was vey pleasurable! He has a large genital organ)
"Omg, you bitch, jelous much!" (Oh my goodness, my friend, I envy you!)
"I know right! Ok, g2g, whore, cya." (Yes, I know you envy me! I must leave, see you later.)
"K, cya." (Okay, goodbye.)
[I have found this very odd, they are not my prefered group]
|Figure 2: One labelled 'The feral'|
|Figure 3: A 'quiet one' being attacked by |
another group member
Well, this is but a small sample of the different types of Homosapian that can be found in this area. In the next episode, we will observe many more weird and wonderful beings that make up this community. Till next time, goodnight.
Yeah, that's what it would be sort of like... :)